So a husband and wife are lying in bed. The woman looks to her husband and says
"If I died, would you have another woman in our bed?"
He takes a second and replies "Why, yes, I suppose I would."
She continues, "Would you would you go and get married?"
He says "Well, maybe."
She says would you let her use my golf clubs?
He replies "Of course not! She's left-handed."
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