Gender Jokes

Gender Jokes

Got the brains


The patient's family gathered to hear what the...

Hour of pleasure


The dean at an exclusive girl's college was le...

Negotiate


How can you tell the difference between a woma...

How a man can tell if a woman has PMS


She stops reading Glamour and starts reading G...

Potential and reality


Little Jimmy is at school and the teacher says...

Little Race Car


Once there was a little boy named Jimmy. One d...

X marks the spot


Two men are out fishing and they are having gr...

Men writing the rules


If Men Were to Rewrite "The Rules"Rule # 1 Any...

Batteries v. Men


Q: What is the difference between a battery an...

Q. Why do men die before their wives?...


Q. Why do men die before their wives?
A. The...

Worrier


A lady said, "I'd give a thousand dollars to t...

HAZARDOUS MATERIALS INFORMATION SHEET


MATERIALS SAFETY DATA SHEET


WOMEN - A CHEMI...

Small World


Two men were having an awfully slow round of g...

Changing the Oil


Women:
1. Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mile...

Ugly People


At least we know that ugly people aren't two-f...

Women's instructions


WOMEN'S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK If he asks wh...

Men And Lino


Here's one for you...what do men and linoleum ...

Men Are Like UFOs


How are men like UFOs?


You don't know where ...

Men are like...


Men are like department stores.... their cloth...

Q. How do you scare a man?


Q. How do you scare a man?
A. Sneak up...

The Female Stages of Life


AGE DRINK


17 Wine Coolers


25 White wine ...

Helen Keller Driving?


Why coeldn't Helen Keller drive???


Because s...

On their first night to be together, the newlywed...


On their first night to be together, the newly...

How to survive with women


Avoid models that stall during use.


Check t...

Best Foot Forward


What usually happens when a man puts his best ...