Gender Jokes

Gender Jokes

Why Name Penises


Why do men name their penises?


Because they ...

Worrier


A lady said, "I'd give a thousand dollars to t...

License


The Game Warden stopped a deer hunter and aske...

If Men Got Pregnant


Maternity leave would last two years....with f...

Flies


A woman walked into her kitchen to find her hu...

The Old Fart


An old woman came into her doctor's office and...

Building a bridge


A man walking along a beach finds a lamp, pick...

Golden Night Drinkin


A man went out drinking with his friends and c...

Definition of a Male Chauvinist Pig


What's the definition of a male chauvinist pig...

Woman vs. Tornado


What does a woman have in common with a tornad...

The Construction Workers


An Irishman, a Mexican-American, and a blond g...

Rules By Men


If Men Were to Rewrite "The Rules"
Rule # 1
...

If Men TRULY Ruled The World!


"If Men TRULY Ruled the World!"...


Breaking ...

Old men


These two old gentlemen were sitting and talki...

Q. Why is a laundromat a bad place for a...


Q. Why is a laundromat a bad place for a guy ...

Woman and Rocks


What do women and rocks have in common? If the...

How old are you?


Frank: "How old are you?"


Harold: "Twenty-si...

Short gender jokes


To be happy with a man you must understand him...

Difference Between Men and Women


Women have more imagination than men do.
They...

How to impress a woman.


HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN


Compliment her,
resp...

Feminist Faux Pas


I don't think the leading feminist realized wh...

Q. How can you tell a woman is really ugly?...


Q. How can you tell a woman is really ugly?
...

Why do men...


Why do men drive like they shag?


Because the...

Women seeking men


"WOMEN SEEKING MEN" Classifieds translationsTa...

Two times


There are two times when a man doesn't underst...