Gender Jokes

Gender Jokes

Maid to order!


A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding ni...

Penises are a hobby


For women, penises are a hobby ... kinda like ...

Schnauzer


A lady with a prize-winning schnauzer figured ...

Men and their tools!


Hammer - In ancient times a hammer was used to...

Crib


Observing the baby one night a wife found her ...

Cooking Up Trouble


Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their con...

Satisfy a women


Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage...

Pre-Mammogram Exercises!


*** Pre-Mammogram Exercises! ***


Many women ...

Chauvinist Pig!


Q: What's the definition of a male chauvinist ...

Women with Small Feet


Why do women have smaller feet than men?


So...

A Woman's Ultimate Fantasy


Did you hear about the woman whose ultimate fa...

Brace yourself


Two hunters went moose hunting every winter wi...

The Top 13 Clues a Beauty Contestant is Actually a Man


13> "And now, Miss West Virginia will sing ...

Three Wise Women????


Do you know what would have happened if it had...

Brain Missing


What do you call a man with 99% of his brain m...

Computers - She???


Five reasons to believe computers are female:
...

Genie


A man was walking along the beach and found a ...

Ever notice how many of women's problems can...


Ever notice how many of women's problems can b...

A young woman was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana.


A young woman was on vacation in the depths of...

Q. Why are cyclones/tornadoes usually named...


Q. Why are cyclones/tornadoes usually named a...

Blind Folx


I really don't know, but I wonder:
How do bli...

Stop that!


A woman walks into a restaurant and sits down....

New Chemical Elements!


Two new chemical elements have recently been d...

Tom Jones Syndrome


A woman walks into the doctor's and says, "Doc...

Changing Men and Women


A woman marries a man expecting he will change...