Gender Jokes

Gender Jokes

Shorties


A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how muc...

Man and E.T.


What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
...

Bridge to Hawaii


A man comes across a genies bottle on the beac...

what did elton john say? Eminem melts in...


what did elton john say? Eminem melts in your...

Makeup and Perfume


Why do women wear make up and perfume?


Beca...

Black Eyes


What do you tell a women with 2 black eyes?
N...

a woman telephones 999 and asks the operator...


a woman telephones 999 and asks the operator f...

The perfect couple.


Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect ...

Good trade


A woman is driving home in Northern Arizona wh...

The Cuban


What Is The Fastest Sea Animal On the Earth?

...

Day off


So you want a day off? Let's take a look at wh...

Two Kinds Of Men


What are the only two kinds of men?


Studs an...

My Daddy is better


There are three little boys standing outside t...

Education for women


Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence ...

69 ... 77


Q: Why do women like 77 better than 69?
A: Be...

Male/Female Definitions!


THINGY (thing-ee) n.
female: Any part under a...

Eye Contact


Why do men find it difficult to make eye conta...

Pickup Lines


THE WORLD'S BEST PICKUP LINES (AND MUCH, MUCH,...

Am I The First


The moon shown silver on the waters of the lak...

Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are...


Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sen...

Lending A Hand


Two junior co-eds went to the movies one night...

What gender is a computer?


An English teacher was explaining to his stude...

Competitive Man!


What's the definition of a competitive man?

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Faults


Women have their faults.
Men have only two.
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Power


What is the only time a man thinks about a can...