A woman walks into a restaurant and sits down.
As she bends down to reach into her purse for her wallet, she farts loudly with the waiter right behind her.
She sits abruptly back up, glares at the waiter and shouts �Stop that!�
To which the waiter replies, �Sure, which way did it go?�
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
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