Two junior co-eds went to the movies one night. ,
The first girl said"Whatshould I do? The
guy sitting next to me is masturbating."
Her friend replied, "Don't do
anything. Just ignore it."
The first girl said, "I can't."
Her friendsaid,"Why can'tyou ignore it?"
The first one says, "Because he's using
myhand!"
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