Food Jokes

Food Jokes

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Two women from england moved to America. They ...

Ten Top Ways to Annoy Your Waiter


Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
From the La...

Yum Yum


Q:How do you make a Swiss roll?


A:you push ...

Food one-liner


A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Pin...

The Onion


Q:what's round,white and giggles?


A:a tickl...

The Final Answer


A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chi...

Patato's


Q:There are two patato's sitting on the corner...

A practical joke involving jello


Here's a delightful treat someone once made fo...

New Grocery Store Helper


One day, a little girl walked in to a grocery ...

Food one-liner


The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, a...

Thin People Don't


By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall's, June, 1...

No, you should eat your fingers separately

Q: Is it good manners to eat fried chicken with...

We could have been here sooner


An elderly couple were killed in an accident a...

Ice cream flavor galore


A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on M...

Improving fry cooking time


In January 1994, 'The Economist' magazine repo...

Thin People Don't


By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall's, June, 1...

Constantly complaining about the temperature


A customer was bothering the waiter in a resta...

Constantly complaining about the temperature


A customer was bothering the waiter in a resta...

Cyanide Watermelon


The was a farmer who raised watermelons. He wa...

THINGS go better with Coke


An airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying...

Crummy Day


Why did the cookie go to the hospital?


Becau...

The cucumber and the tomato


There's this cucumber that's dating this tomat...

Matrimonial Melons


Q: Why couldn't the two melons run away to get...

Purchasing power of burgers


A simple alternative, now that McDonald's has ...

Soup's On


Q: What do you call a leper in a Jacuzzi?


A...