Food Jokes

Food Jokes

CHEESE THAT ISNT YOURS


WHAT DO YOU CALL CHEESE THAT ISNT YOURS?


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Balince diet


Q:What is a balince diet?


A:The same amont ...

Sorry for eating the peanuts


A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It...

What is this?


When the waitress in a New York City restauran...

Tea Anyone?


Their once was a Princess who fell in love wit...

An error publishing an article


From Reuters News Service:Canada's Ottawa Citi...

Purchasing power of burgers


Cologne, May 27 dpa - The U.S. dollar is unde...

The family of tomatoes


A family of three tomatoes were walking downto...

Airline Food


It was mealtime during a trip on a small airli...

Food + water


Deciding to eat healthier breakfasts, my broth...

Food fight in a store


In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-...

Chili


A man walks into a resteraunt and orders a bow...

Stuf It


He laid her on the table


So white clean and...

Apple Discussion


A husband apple and a wife apple were having a...

Strage Eating Habits


A mother complained to her doctor about her da...

Why Engineers Don't Write Recipe Books


Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 c...

The results of a study


About 85% of women are responsible for cooking...

Most dangerous Food!


A dietician was once addressing a large audien...

You can now eat your own plate


Taipei, Taiwan (AP) - Diners tempted to lick a...

The Three Foods


There were three kids that needed a place to s...

Vegetarianism


A man was talking to his friends about why he ...

Microsoft Waiter


Patron: Waiter!


Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill,...

The magical fruit


One day a guy was driving home from work urgin...

Are caterpillars good to eat?


Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Fa...

Food one-liner


Overweight is something that just sort of snac...