Food Jokes

Food Jokes

Delicious Chewing Gum


A Frenchmen is calmly having his breakfast whe...

Lemon


Q:What do you give an injured lemon?


A:Lemo...

Cake


The corner shop baker was a true artist when i...

Fruit


whats yellow and grows on apple trees?


A stu...

Food one-liner


A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he s...

Baked beans


There once was a man who when he married his w...

Gold joke


Five men were selecter for a survey. They were...

Food one-liner


Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay wait...

Food


Q:hear about the carrot that died??


A:there...

A great fruit cake recipie


You'll need the following: a cup of water, a ...

Cohones de Toro...


A big Texan cowboy stopped at a local restaura...

20 Reasons Throwing Up is Better than Dorm Food


After you throw up, you feel better.


You ca...

Life as an egg


So you think your life is bad.


Just think h...

The New Dip


There was a guy he was at a baseball game....
...

english, irishman, scotsman joke


There was an englishman irishman and a scotsma...