Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?
She never let go, Jack.
Flower Jokes
IMPROVE YOUR MEMORY
Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conv...
Why did you hit your little sister?
Dad: Shame on you, Peter. Why did you hit your ...
A is for Apple, B is for Bait, C is for Car
D is for Harambe.
Roses are red...
Violets are violet,
That guy who hit that skysc...
A father explains his children's names.
He says, "Rose, you got your name when a rose f...
What is Apple's favorite song?
"Hit the Road Jack"
How to get rich
A young man asked an old rich man how he made h...
Apple just announced new plans for the iPhone 8...
It wont be a physical device, it will be iMagin...
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
I guess that's why there are so many headcases ...
I'd make an Apple joke...
But they'd probably remove it.
First Harambe...
and now apple just killed the Iphone7, 2016 can...
The new apple phone has been getting a lot of negative reviews
Their employees need to stop jacking off
When I walk through the produce aisle I feel that the fruit is conspiring against me, and that gets on my nerves....
I don't know, maybe I'm just pear-annoyed.
Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?
Because there are no windows!
How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?
Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.
Apple farmers who are too scared to diversify
should just grow a pear.
Hey Apple, the 2015's called
They want their headphone outlet and not very e...
Why was Rose upset .. ?
Because there's no Jack in the iPhone 7
I get why Apple made their headphones wireless!
Because even Apple couldn't figure out why ever...
Why does Rose not like iPhone 7?
because there is no Jack.
Do you know why Apple steals all their ideas?
Cause when they make their own I lose my headph...
Rose cried after seeing iPhone 7
Because Jack isn't there anymore..
Rip jack
What do Apple and Titanic have in common?
They both killed Jack.
If Adam and Eve doomed the earth for a apple...
what would they do for a Klondike bar?