How do you communicate with a fish?
How do you communicate with a fish? You drop it...
Fish Jokes
What kind of fish is useful in freezing weather ?
What kind of fish is useful in freezing weather...
Where are most fish found ?
Where are most fish found ? Between the head an...
What fish sounds like a telephone?
What fish sounds like a telephone? Herring, her...
How do you tune a fish?
How do you tune a fish? With its scales!
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment ?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an ap...
What's the best way to catch a fish?
What's the best way to catch a fish? Have someo...
How did the fish's tail get stuck in the anchor chain?
How did the fish's tail get stuck in the anchor...
Why are fish no good at tennis?
Why are fish no good at tennis? They don't like...
How do you post a fish?
How do you post a fish? You send it COD ... or ...
Where do you go to meet the best fish?
Where do you go to meet the best fish? It doesn...
What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?
What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on? A ...
What is a knight's favourite fish?
What is a knight's favourite fish? A swordfish!
What fish is best to have in a boat?
What fish is best to have in a boat? A Sailfish.
How do the fish get to school ?
How do the fish get to school ? By octobus !
What fish make the best sandwich?
What fish make the best sandwich? A peanut butt...
To whom do fish go to borrow money ?
To whom do fish go to borrow money ? The loan s...
What fish only swims at night ?
What fish only swims at night ? A starfish !
What do dirty fish read?
What do dirty fish read? Prawno Magazines!
A tourist walked into a fish and chip shop in Ireland.
A tourist walked into a fish and chip shop in I...
How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?
How do we know that Apes are like fish after a ...
A monastery in the English countryside was having a hard time with its cash flow because of the dwindling number of monks available to help with all the work.
A monastery in the English countryside was havi...
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Te...
What do sea monsters have for dinner?
What do sea monsters have for dinner? Fish and ...
Two men were in a restaurant and ordered fish.
Two men were in a restaurant and ordered fish. ...