Bob is sitting on the ice all day fishing with no luck, not even a nibble. Cold and tired he is about to leave, when a guy walks up cuts a hole in the ice beside him, and starts pulling out fish as fast a he can drop his hook in the water. Bob can't believe it, he yells over whats your secret? woogatkakeptewrwm he answers back. what did you say? replies Bob. The man spits a large ball of worms on the ice and says to Bob, you have to keep your worms warm.
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