How do you turn a cat into a fish?
Tell the woman not to wash.
Fish Jokes
Why do some fish always look high?
Because of all the seaweed.
What do you call a greedy crab?
Shell fish......
why are the fish taco and chicken taco always friends?
Cause there's no beef
Two fish were sitting in a tank...
One turns to the other and says "Hey, do you kn...
Give a man a fish
Feed him for a day. Give a man a poisoned fish,...
What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?
A dead one... °ω°
What kind of wine does Bruce Lee pair with a fish dinner?
None, he just has some WATAH!
Name a fish that begins and ends with the letter K
Kilmarnock.
It's a plaice in Scotland.
Two fish are in a tank...
One turns to the other and asks: "do *you* know...
2 Part Fish Joke
What did the fish say when he ran into the wall...
Three women were trapped on an island...
They needed to get across the water to the main...
The fish said to the... no the fish over heard... dammit that's not it...
Okay I had a really good fish joke but forgot i...
Why couldn't the effective vitamin supplement achieve true happiness?
He was too super fish oil.
What do you call a fish in a hurry?
Salman Rushdie.
I like my women how I like my fish, battered
I thought it up in science, so I hope it is a n...
Arrested While Fishing
So I was fishing by this lake one day when a fe...
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day
Teach him to fish and you get rid of him during...
An interview with a fisherman.
After winning his 10th Masters Tournament Bill ...
In the style of Mitch Hedberg.
I don't like fish eggs on my sushi...
...bec...
A man went to a fish and chip lunch organised by the local monastery...
He strolls up to one guy serving, and with a bi...