Fish Jokes
Brain Stew
Once upon a time, a man goes to a restaurant to...
Little jimmys mom told him that if he ever did a bad thing as punishment he would turn to stone....
One day jimmy went down to the pond with him fr...
What's the difference between reddit and a fish?
fish are cool
My wife is like a Mermaid
Below her pelvis, she smells like fish.
Thought I could put dolphin in my fish pie.
Until I noticed I was using all porpoise flour.
Why didn't the fish go to jail for murder?
He was found not guilty by reason on finsanity.
Two fish are sitting in a tank
One says to the other one, " do you know how to...
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Disabled.
What do call a fish with a Phd?
A brain sturgeon.
So two fish are in a tank...
one looks at the other and says "do you know ho...
How long should you microwave fish for?
Tuna half minutes.
What do you call a fish with two knees?
A tunee fish :)
What’s the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?
Fish muck about in fountains…
Guests are like fish
After three days, you should probably get rid o...
Two fish in a tank
Fish 1: uh, Greg?
Fish 2: what
Fish 1: how ...
Fishing
Give a kid a fish he can eat for a day. Teach a...
Fishes.
What does a fish say when it hits a concrete wa...
What's the difference between a piano and tuna?
You can tuna piano but you can't tuna fish.
"When you realise your friend is an idiot" Stories!?
Hey guys, I just recently found out that my fri...
What's the difference between a catfish and a Russian prostitute?
One has whiskers and smells like fish. And the ...