A pirate walks into a bar with the ship's helm wheel strapped to his crotch. The bartender takes one look at the man and rolls his eyes.
"Okay," the bartender sighs "I've heard this one before. Lemme guess: 'it's drivin' ya nuts?'"
The pirate, crushed that the bartender stole this punchline, turns around to mope back out the door, when the bartender notices and exclaims "Good gods, man! There's a giant eel sticking out the back of your trousers!"
"Aye," says the pirate, turning back around with a grin. "It's eating me whole (hole)."
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