American Horror Story
The Rise of Donald Trump.
Donald-trump Jokes
Why is Donald Trump always biting his fingers?
Because they look just like Vienna sausages.
Donald Trump intends to make the slicing of cheese illegal.
It's part of his plan to make America grate again.
Donald Trump could very well be our next President.
Laugh, because it's a joke, guys. Guys? Guys!...
Donald Trump
If I had a nickel for each time someone told me...
Why has Donald Trump never throttled a chicken?
His fingers are too short.
How can Donald Trump avoid impeachment?
By dropping out now.
If Donald Trump becomes president and keeps up his shenanigans, he could be the first president to be impeached.
It would be an un-presidented event in American...
What do Muslims, Apple products, and shredded cheese have in common?
Donald Trump wants to ban them all.
In 1987 Bernie Sanders wrote a folk album titled "we will overcome"
At the same time Donald Trump wrote an album ca...
Presidential joke.
In 1987, presidential candidate Bernie Sanders ...
It's 2023, a child asks her father "how did Donald Trump get elected?"
".....that was the year all the adults were bu...
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
How do you know that ET is a Donald Trump supporter?
Because he looks like one.
Why can't't Donald Trump's staff satisfy his female customers?
He is short handed
Donald Trump says that he plans to reduce inflation.
Shortly after, Tom Brady announced his intent t...
Why doesn't Donald trump travel in ships anymore..?
Cause he doesn't like Cruz...
What would happen if you shot Donald Trump in the rump?
You'd hit Christi in the head!
What's scarier than Donald Trump becoming president?
Bernie Sanders becoming president.
Donald Meets The Queen of England!
Together the Queen of England and Donald Trump ...
Donald trump wins miley cyrus said she would leave the country. I'll vote for him if u throw in Justin bieber too.
Good way to secure the presidency
Donald Trump isn't the candidate the Republicans need, he's the candidate they deserve.
(as punishment for all the stuff they've done o...
Why is Donald Trump a good candidate?
Because if he was bad he'd be a CANTdidate.