Donald-trump Jokes
donald trump's immigration policy
If he doesn't use #Mexit when describing his im...
Donald and Hillary are in a bar...
Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are sitting in...
If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton get in a plane crash who survives?
America Survives.
Two bulls were standing in a long line discussing Donald Trump...
One bull complained "This line is taking foreve...
What do you call Donald Trump's campaign?
A trumpster fire.
Presidential race
Obama decided to have a little game.The game is...
Donald Trump didn't get to eat his waffles for breakfast.
He turned into Donald Frump.
Wanna hear a racist joke?
Donald Trump.
Donald Trump becomes the new president.
Yeah that's it.
What is Donald Trump's biggest fear?
Mexican ghosts who can walk through walls.
Donald Trump
The joke's in the title.
Something's up
Has anyone ever seen Donald Trump's and Boris J...
A Texan, Donald Trump, and a New Mexican are walking along when they stumble upon a gold lamp...
They all immediately grab for it, and each get ...
I was going to tell a joke about Donald Trump's presidential campaign..
but then I realized it was racist, too long, a...
Since yesterday, more than 2 million Brits have called for a new EU referendum...
That's what you get when Donald Trump says you ...
If Donald Trump becomes president, and Boris Johnson becomes UK's PM...
It'll be like toupees in a pod.
If orange is the new black?
then Donald Trump is black
What separates man from animals?
According to Donald Trump, the wall he is going...
Boris Johnson and Donald Trump walk into a bar.
It catches fire. Luckily nothing of value is lost.
Does Donald Trump master his tracks?
Nope. He puts a limiter on there and brick wall...
Donald Trump Has Written a Few Books About Business...
But they all end at Chapter 11.
Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?
Because he never pays his debts
Donald Trump wrote a lot of books on business
Most of them end on chapter 11