Obama decided to have a little game.The game is to circle The White House as fast as tou can,so Obama invited Hilary Clinton and Donald Trump to spice things up with their rivalries.
Donald Trump goes first and finish in 17.23 seconds,Obama goes second and finish 13.12 seconds,Hilary goes last and finish 10.02 seconds.
Everyone was exhausted,Hilary said "Wow,my record must be the highest", Obama laughs and said " No,Bush did 9/11"
(Sorry if you've seen this joke,it's just hilarious.And sorry for any grammar errors,I'm from Uranus)
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