Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are sitting in a bar together after their first debate. They've had a couple drinks, and Hillary turns to Donald:
Hillary: Hey, why haven't you shown the Ameri*hic*can people your tax forms?
Donald: I *hic* e-mailed them to you!
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