Dog Jokes

Dog Jokes

The front door was accidentally left open and our dog was gone.

The front door was accidentally left open and o...

What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian? A spot-w...

What do you call a boring dog?

What do you call a boring dog? A dull-mation!

What kind of dog is a person's best friend?

What kind of dog is a person's best friend? A p...

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who help...

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directi...

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the r...

What do you call a black Eskimo dog ?

What do you call a black Eskimo dog ? A dusky h...

What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?

What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid...

What kind of dog can you best see in the dark?

What kind of dog can you best see in the dark? ...

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ? A bud...

What dog is always tired in London?

What dog is always tired in London? An English ...

What kind of dog is the most colorful?

What kind of dog is the most colorful? A paint ...

What kind of dog always needs a shave?

What kind of dog always needs a shave? A bearde...

What kind of dog can tell time?

What kind of dog can tell time? A clockshund!

What dog wears a white coat and does science experiments?

What dog wears a white coat and does science ex...

What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant?

What do you get when you cross a sled dog with ...

What kind of dog doesn't do well in hot weather?

What kind of dog doesn't do well in hot weather...

What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection?

What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic ...

What dog do other dogs go to when they are sick?

What dog do other dogs go to when they are sick...

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster ?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he sa...

What dog would you want on your American football team?

What dog would you want on your American footba...

What kind of dog is the smartest?

What kind of dog is the smartest? A great brain!

What dog wears contact lenses ?

What dog wears contact lenses ? A cock-eyed spa...

What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

What dog do other dogs tell their problems to? ...