What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia?
What would you call a nine day old dog in Russi...
Dog Jokes
What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?
What would you get if you crossed a chicken wit...
When is a dog most impolite?
When is a dog most impolite? When he points.
When you catch your dog eating a dictionary, what should you do?
When you catch your dog eating a dictionary, wh...
Which dog can tell time?
Which dog can tell time? A watchdog.
Which dog eats with its tail?
Which dog eats with its tail? All dogs keep the...
Which dog is always without a tail?
Which dog is always without a tail? A hot dog.
Which dog looks like a cat?
Which dog looks like a cat? A police dog in dis...
Which dog tastes better when eaten?
Which dog tastes better when eaten? A hot dog.
Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?
Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato...
Why did the dog mistake the dog catcher for a grape?
Why did the dog mistake the dog catcher for a g...
Why did the dog run in circles?
Why did the dog run in circles? He was a watchd...
Why did the dog say he was an actor?
Why did the dog say he was an actor? His leg wa...
Why did the dog sleep so poorly?
Why did the dog sleep so poorly? By mistake he ...
Why did the dog's owner think his dog was a great mathematician?
Why did the dog's owner think his dog was a gre...
Why did the thoughtful father buy his six children a dachshund?
Why did the thoughtful father buy his six child...
Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?
Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean crui...
Why does a d dog scratch himself?
Why does a d dog scratch himself? He is the onl...
Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long?
Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches lo...
Why is a dog like a baseball player?
Why is a dog like a baseball player? He runs fo...
Why is a dog so warm in Summer?
Why is a dog so warm in Summer? He wears a coat...
Would you rather have a 300-pound dog chase you or a tiger?
Would you rather have a 300-pound dog chase you...
Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?
Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and ...
A man and his son were shovelling the driveway after a heavy snowfall when their dog, Lady, wandered away from them.
A man and his son were shovelling the driveway ...
I bought a dog the other day...
I bought a dog the other day... I named him Sta...