Dog Jokes

Dog Jokes

What dog takes the money and runs fast!

What dog takes the money and runs fast! A payho...

What dog always gets on everyone's nerves?

What dog always gets on everyone's nerves? A gr...

What dog sweats the most and drinks the most water?

What dog sweats the most and drinks the most wa...

Which dog eats with its tail?

Which dog eats with its tail? All dogs keep the...

How do you make a dog float?

How do you make a dog float? Take two scoops of...

What is your dog's favorite breakfast?

What is your dog's favorite breakfast? Pooched ...

What do you call an alcoholic dog ?

What do you call an alcoholic dog ? A whino !

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

How did the dog make anti-freeze? He stole her ...

How many hairs are in a dog's tail?

How many hairs are in a dog's tail? None. They ...

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

Why is a dog like a baseball player? He runs fo...

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ? Because ...

When does a dog go moo ?

When does a dog go moo ? When it is learning a ...

What did the dog use to make his kite?

What did the dog use to make his kite? Flypaper.

What kind of modeling clay does a dog use?

What kind of modeling clay does a dog use? Fi-Do!

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ? A pe...

How can if you have a stupid dog ?

How can if you have a stupid dog ? It chases pa...

What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ?

What is the difference between Father Christmas...

What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints?

What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw...

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni? Yankee p...

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

Why did the dog jump into the sea? He wanted to...

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a t...

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Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing which dog is smarter.

Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing whic...

Q: What's got four legs and no ears?

Q: What's got four legs and no ears? A: Mike Ty...

Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire?

Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire? A.It doesn't w...