Dog Jokes

Dog Jokes

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at...

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

How did the dog make anti-freeze? He stole her ...

How did the dog make gold soup?

How did the dog make gold soup? He put in 24 ca...

How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

How do you keep a dog from barking in your fron...

What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him?

What did the dog do when the panhandler put the...

What did the dog do with the history professor?

What did the dog do with the history professor?...

What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684?

What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by ...

What did the dog say to the pig?

What did the dog say to the pig? You are just a...

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

What did the dog say when he chased his tail? T...

What did the dog take when he was run down?

What did the dog take when he was run down? The...

What did the dog use to make his kite?

What did the dog use to make his kite? Flypaper.

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-...

What happened when the shaggy dog swallowed a teaspoon?

What happened when the shaggy dog swallowed a t...

What is a baseball dog?

What is a baseball dog? One that chases fowls.

What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

What is a dog who crosses the street twice in a...

What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?

What is taller when it sits down than when it s...

What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

What is the difference between a barking dog an...

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

What is the difference between a dog and a mail...

What is worse than a dog howling at the moon?

What is worse than a dog howling at the moon? T...

What looks like a dog, sounds like a dog, eats like a dog, but isn't a dog?

What looks like a dog, sounds like a dog, eats ...

What should you do if you find an angry 500-pound dog in your kitchen?

What should you do if you find an angry 500-pou...

What should you do if you see a vicious dog?

What should you do if you see a vicious dog? Ho...

What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

What should you know before you teach your dog ...

What was the dog doing on the turnpike?

What was the dog doing on the turnpike? About s...