Dog Jokes

Dog Jokes

What is a dog's favourite sport ?

What is a dog's favourite sport ? Formula 1 dro...

What is a dog's favourite food ?

What is a dog's favourite food ? Anything that ...

What dog wears contact lenses ?

What dog wears contact lenses ? A cock-eyed spa...

What's a dog favourite hobby ?

What's a dog favourite hobby ? Collecting fleas !

How do you stop a dog smelling ?

How do you stop a dog smelling ? Put a peg on i...

When does a dog go moo ?

When does a dog go moo ? When it is learning a ...

What kind of dog chases anything red ?

What kind of dog chases anything red ? A bull d...

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ? A...

What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater ?

What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater ?...

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for...

What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road ?

What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy...

When is a black dog not a black dog ?

When is a black dog not a black dog ? When it's...

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind...

What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog ?

What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Au...

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table ?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits of...

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kanga...

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ?

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ...

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ...

What do you call a dog with no legs ?

What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn'...

What do you call a black Eskimo dog ?

What do you call a black Eskimo dog ? A dusky h...

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye? Someon...

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the wo...

How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

How can you tell a dog from a tomato? The tomat...

How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

How can you tell a dog from an elephant? The el...

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashligh...