Dog Jokes

Dog Jokes

Q: When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house?

Q: When is a strange dog most likely to go into...

Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea ...

Q: Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

Q: Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog? - A:...

Q: What kind of dog does a dracula like?

Q: What kind of dog does a dracula like? - A: A...

Q: What goes krab, krab, krab?

Q: What goes krab, krab, krab? - A: A dog barki...

Q: What side of the dog has the most fur?

Q: What side of the dog has the most fur? - A: ...

Q: Why does a dog wag it's tail?

Q: Why does a dog wag it's tail? - A: No one el...

Small girl: I'd buy that dog, but his legs are too short!

Small girl: I'd buy that dog, but his legs are ...

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia ?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia ? A d...

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ? A bud...

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ? Because ...

What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk ?

What do you get if you take a really big dog ou...

What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog ?

What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog ? Ch...

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ? A pe...

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail ?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail ? He wa...

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but g...

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus ?

What happened when the dog went to the flea cir...

What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde ?

What do you get if you cross a dog with Concord...

Why did the dog wear white sneakers ?

Why did the dog wear white sneakers ? Because h...

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ?

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a d...

What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ?

What is the difference between Father Christmas...

When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ?

When is the most likely time that a stray dog w...

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheeta...

What kind of dog sounds like you can eat it ?

What kind of dog sounds like you can eat it ? A...

What do you call an alcoholic dog ?

What do you call an alcoholic dog ? A whino !