A man is in a bar and he gets really drunk and he goes home. He comes back the next day to get his jacket and the bartender asks him: Do you wanna drink? And the man replies with: Nah, Man Im not drinking anymore. I was so drunk last night i was blowing Chunks all night! And the bartender says: Thats okay it happens to everyone when they are drunk. Then the man says: No you dont understand my dog's name is Chunks.
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