Dog Jokes

Dog Jokes

You Know Your Ugly When . . .


You know your ugly when . . .
Your dog humps ...

the Imortal Groucho


Quotes From Groucho Marx (1890-1977).............

A Nutty Game


A doctor at an (insane) asylum decided to take...

Did you ever notice when


Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's f...

Redneck quickies 14


You might be a redneck if...You won't stop at ...

"All generalizations


"All generalizations are false.""Time is what ...

Butterball Turkey support


BUTTERBALL TURKEY TALK-LINE 'GREATEST HITS'(or...

One-Eyed Blonde


Two blondes are walking down the road, when on...

A Cynics Guide to Life:


A Cynics Guide to Life:


The journey of a tho...

The ventriloquist


A travelling ventriloquist on the road in betw...

dog


what bleeds and has two legs?


half a dog

Unwelcome


Bob took his Saint Bernard to the vet.


"Doct...

Very expensive Barbie Doll!


A man was driving home one evening and realize...

What's the difference between a new husband...


What's the difference between a new husband an...

Lawyer's Dog


A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, runs ...

Crossbred Dogs


Malamute x Pointer = Moot Point, favorites of ...

Learned From Kids


1. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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The dog


A blonde and a red head were walking along a p...

The Dead Dog


There was a lady, who had a dog that she loved...

Sniffer


A man is sitting in a plane which is about to ...

Can you relate to this!


Can any of you relate to these "addiction" qui...

Definitions from Kids


Science definitions from Kids...


H2O is hot ...

Addicted to AOL!


1. You have been on-line for 46 minutes. Do yo...

Fishing trip


Early in the morning, a man set out for a fish...

A Bloodhound.


Q: What kind of dog does a Dracula like?
A: A...