A man decides to take the opportunity while his wife is away to paint the wooden toilet seat.
A man decides to take the opportunity while his...
Doctor Jokes
A couple in their nineties are BOTH having problems remembering things.
A couple in their nineties are BOTH having prob...
Mr.
Mr. Smith goes to the doctor's office to collec...
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90-year-old man, the doctor asked his patient how he thought George W.
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90...
It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of a busy intersection.
It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in ...
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
The children had all been photographed, and the...
A man was in a terrible accident, and his 'manhood' was mangled and torn from his body.
A man was in a terrible accident, and his 'manh...
A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office.
A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's...
Q: Have you seen the new Barbie Doctor doll?
Q: Have you seen the new Barbie Doctor doll? A:...
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds, and he entered a patient's room to find his patient sitting on the floor, sawing at a piece of wood with the side of his hand.
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal mor...
Barry returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Carolyn that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live.
Barry returned from a doctor's visit one day an...
A man visited his doctor for a regular checkup.
A man visited his doctor for a regular checkup....
A guy walks into a doctors office with a carrot in his ear and a piece of celery up his nose.
A guy walks into a doctors office with a carrot...
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson were on a camping and hiking trip.
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson were on a cam...
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room where their family member lay gravely ill.
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the w...
A guy went to a psychiatrist.
A guy went to a psychiatrist. Doc, he said, I k...
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant.
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that sh...
Doctor: I've got bad news and good news.
Doctor: I've got bad news and good news. Which ...
This little old lady goes to the doctor and says, Doctor I have this problem with passing gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much.
This little old lady goes to the doctor and say...
Doctor: I have two pieces of bad news for you.
Doctor: I have two pieces of bad news for you. ...
What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?
What do you call an eye doctor living on an isl...
A lecturer teaching medicine was tutoring a class on 'Observation'.
A lecturer teaching medicine was tutoring a cla...
A man visited his doctor for a regular checkup.
A man visited his doctor for a regular checkup....
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor ...
* You dance and it makes the band skip.
* You dance and it makes the band skip. * You a...