Doctor Jokes

Doctor Jokes

Start at the very beginning...

Start at the very beginning... When the new pat...

Doctor: I have bad news for you.

Doctor: I have bad news for you. You only have ...

A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia.

A man went to the doctor complaining of insomni...

A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.

A young woman went to her doctor complaining of...

So a guy calls into work and says, I can't come in today, I'm seeing spots.

So a guy calls into work and says, I can't come...

After working most of her life Grandma finally retired.

After working most of her life Grandma finally ...

A man was constipated, so he decided to go to the doctor.

A man was constipated, so he decided to go to t...

A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office.

A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's...

Doctor: I've got bad news for you.

Doctor: I've got bad news for you. You are term...

* You dance and it makes the band skip.

* You dance and it makes the band skip. * You a...

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's...

A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he hasn't been feeling well.

A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he ...

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Mr. Smith goes to the doctor's office to get hi...

A mother and her daughter were at the gynecologist's office.

A mother and her daughter were at the gynecolog...

A man tells a doctor, I think my wife's going deaf.

A man tells a doctor, I think my wife's going d...