Dirty-jokes Jokes

Dirty-jokes Jokes

Johnny


Little Johnny goes running into the kitchen an...

A Dollar for Israel


A customs agent stopped an old Jewish man who ...

Never lie down with a woman who's got more...


Never lie down with a woman who's got more tro...

How funny


A girl walks into a hair salon and she is eati...

3 Men, 3 Wishes


Three men were trekking through the desert and...

The Lone Ranger and Tonto


One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tont...

Shame & Glory


A woman walks into a bar and orders two shots....

The Wire Brush


An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went...

Cannibal Hygiene


What do cannibals use to freshen their breath?...

No Ears!


A man was in a bad accident and was injured bu...

Dinosaur


What do you call a dinosaur with a sore bum?

...

Peace Keeping Missio


A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to...

Not u me


DONT HIM ME OR I WILL YOU ANN T...

Shoot The Pig


A farmhand is driving round the farm, checking...

A man must do something to relieve the monogamy....


A man must do something to relieve the monogam...

Never argue with a women when she's tired...


Never argue with a women when she's tired -- o...

Jackson


why does michael jackson act like a 28 year ol...

No Ears!


A man was in a bad accident and was injured bu...

Please kiss me


Doctor, doctor, please kiss me," says the pati...

The vet


A doctor lies next to his patient, his mind wr...

Q. What's the


Q. What's the difference between love, true lo...

Goth in a tree


Q. How do you get a Goth out of a tree?


A. C...

Michael jackson


why does michael jackson like 26 yr olds?
bec...

Clean Joke


Wanna hear a clean joke? Joe played with Bubbl...

Barnyard confusion


"Why don't chicken wear underpants?"
Because ...