A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Afghanistan as part of the peace keeping mission. During a briefing on land mines, the captain asked for questions.Our intrepid soldier raised his hand and asked, "If we do happen to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do?""Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air and scatter oneself over a wide area."
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