Tampax For Brother?
Two boys show up at the local drugstore.
On...
Dirty-jokes Jokes
Your Momma Is So Fat
Your Momma is so fat that she thought my SUV w...
Moleasses
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a bab...
Snotty Nose
My name is Delores, and I have a Snotty Nose! ...
Bulimic's party
What is the high point of a bulimic's party?
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Peter Pan
Why does peter pan fly?
Because if you got h...
How can you tell when barbies got her period?...
How can you tell when barbies got her period?
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What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah?...
What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah?...
Nasty Tampons
This 14 year old girl was to lazy to throw awa...
The judge came home and found his wife in...
The judge came home and found his wife in bed
...
Mike Tyson or Evander Holyfield
One day a woman who was about 65 years old wan...
Mike Tyson crying
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace wil...
Kitty litter
If you throw a cat out of a car window is that...
40' Long and Sti
What is 40 feet long and smells like urine? L...
Thai food
Why are so many sharks stricken with diarrhea?...
A Panda Walks into a bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the b...
He's friendly
Two men were standing on a corner next to an o...
The Drunk
There was a man who would come home blind drun...
Ugly
Your so ugly you jumped in the water and the w...
Marines and blonde
Three marines were stranded on a desert island...
Howard the vet
Howard was feeling guilty all day long. No mat...
The girl who fell down the toilet
Q:what happened to the girl who fell down the ...
Urinal Test
Did you hear about the Aggie that was up all n...
2 strippers
Sadam Hussan ask for 2 strippers.
One strippe...
Smart little boy
The teacher called on Johnny to solve the next...