Dirty-jokes Jokes

Dirty-jokes Jokes

Tickle Me Elmo


What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo dol...

How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen...


How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pr...

Confutious


he who goes to bed with ichy but, wake up with...

Q. What do


Q. What do you call a prostitute with a runny ...

Bowiling ball


What's the diference in a bowling ball & a...

A man was standing on a train platform seeing...


A man was standing on a train platform seeing ...

Cannibal Roast


Two ferocious cannibal chiefs sat licking thei...

Jackson & broccoli


Q: What do Michael Jackson and broccoli have i...

Spit or Swallow or ?


What's the difference between love,true love a...

You seen my parakeet


Tom, the town handy man was called on to insta...

Mental Health


"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotli...

Gross Siamese Tongue


What's grosser than gross? Two Siamese twins c...

T.R


A man was on an aeroplane and he needed to go ...

Big foot and indian


What is the diffrence between big footand a ha...

Q: What are three


Q: What are three words you dread the most wh...

Peanut butter & jam


A guy says to his wife, "I'm in the mood for s...

A Giant Problem


Did you hear about the giant with diarrhea? Y...

What's the difference between an old prostitute...


What's the difference between an old prostitut...

Talking baby


A baby was born that was so advanced that he c...

Show Your Ticket


There was an exhibitionist who was taking a tr...

the hanting kid


Once there was a kid who loves to kill people....

Black and fuzzy


Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ce...

Sits in the Forest


What's brown and sits in the forest?Winnie's P...

Buy a Tractor


I haven't sold one tractor all month," a tract...

Switching Heads


This woman goes into a funeral home to make ar...