There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane.
At the top of the stairs there was a stewardess who was collecting tickets.
So when the man got to the top of the stairs, he opened his coat and exposed himself.
The stewardess said, "I'm sorry sir. You have to show your ticket here, not your stub."
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