Christian Jokes

Christian Jokes

The man who knew everyone

A friend of mine named Larry once told me, aro...

The pope decides to take a drive

Pope wakes up one morning and decides he wants ...

So an airplane was about to crash.....

An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 pa...

Two beggars were sitting side by side on a street in Rome.

One had a Cross in front of him; the other one ...

The Pope Goes to America

The Pope leaves Vatican City for an official tr...

The Pope is visiting the US when suddenly...

... the phone rings in his room; there is an em...

The Pope's boat, the Holy Ghost

The Pope decided he needed a yacht, so he could...

Pope John Paul II...

...was on a tour of the United States some year...

The Air plane

Once upon a time, there were four people on an ...

The Bubba Joke--long

Bubba is talking to his friend in a bar and boa...

A Rabbi and the Pope walk in a bar...

A bar patron says, "Hey, what is this, a joke?"

what causes arthritis?

A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on ...

Four Great Religious Truths (X-post from r/atheism):

1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chose...

A Priest and Uluru joke/riddle

I know that this will be long, but its totally ...

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J. Fox has a small one,

Madonna doesn't have one, The Pope has one but ...

So this guy, Rob, is at an interview...

And on his resume, he claims that he is friends...

The chairman of Perdue Chicken goes to the Vatican to meet the pope.

Jim Perdue, CEO of Perdue Chicken, goes to the ...

Why did Popeye beat up the Pope?

He heard he was going to Mount Olive

The Italian Barber (source: my dad)

“What we do for you today?” asked the barber.
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