An airplane was losing altitude over the Rocky Mountains. The pilot over the intercom said that the entire luggage needed to be thrown overboard if they were to survive. After all the luggage was thrown the plane was still going down so they asked for volunteers. A man from Paris went to the door and said, Viva la France. Next a preacher went to the door and said, Lord forgive me for what I must do. Finally a rich Texas cattle rancher said, Well guess I got to do my part, and he grabbed two Mexicans and tossed them out and yelled, Remember the Alamo!.
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