Bad Kitty
Q: What’s the worst kind of cat?
A: A cat-astrophe
Q: What’s the worst kind of cat?
A: A cat-astrophe
Q: What do you call a cat in a station wagon?
A...
Q: What do cats eat for breakfast?
A: Mice Kris...
Q: What’s the difference between a cat and a co...
Q: What do you call at cat that goes bowling?
A...
Q: Why was the cat disqualified from the game?
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Q: Why did the cat run away from the tree?
A: I...
Q: What would a cat say if you stepped on its t...
Q: What did the alien say to the cat?
A: “Take ...
Q: What is a cat’s favorite color?
A: Purrrple
Q: Why don’t kittens like shopping online?
A: T...
Q: What’s a cat’s favorite dessert?
A: A mice c...
Q: How do cats get over a fight?
A: They hiss a...
Nature abhors a vacuum, but not as much as a ca...
I dressed my dog up as a cat for Halloween. Now...
My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and...
I bet cats have a secret website where they u...
The military may have invented the Internet, bu...
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight...
If someone from the 1950s suddenly appeared, wh...
They make cat food out of cow, fish, turkey, ch...
Q: What do you call a cat that throws all the m...
Q: What is a well-read cat's favorite book?
A: ...
Q: Wanna hear a bad cat joke?
A: Just kitten!
Q: What kind of sports car does a cat drive?
A:...