Cat Jokes

Cat Jokes

Bad Kitty

Q: What’s the worst kind of cat?
A: A cat-astrophe

Ridin’ Furry

Q: What do you call a cat in a station wagon?
A...

Most Important Meal

Q: What do cats eat for breakfast?
A: Mice Kris...

Word Nerd

Q: What’s the difference between a cat and a co...

Purrrfect Strike

Q: What do you call at cat that goes bowling?
A...

Bad Sport

Q: Why was the cat disqualified from the game?
...

Scaredy Cat

Q: Why did the cat run away from the tree?
A: I...

Pain in the Tail

Q: What would a cat say if you stepped on its t...

Extra Purrr-estrial

Q: What did the alien say to the cat?
A: “Take ...

Mew’s hues

Q: What is a cat’s favorite color?
A: Purrrple

Shopaholic

Q: Why don’t kittens like shopping online?
A: T...

Something sweet

Q: What’s a cat’s favorite dessert?
A: A mice c...

Catfight!

Q: How do cats get over a fight?
A: They hiss a...

When a Black Hole Crosses Your Path

Nature abhors a vacuum, but not as much as a ca...

Reid Faylor on Halloween

I dressed my dog up as a cat for Halloween. Now...

Game Respect Game

My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and...

LOLHumans.com

I bet cats have 
a secret website where they 
u...

When Cats Go James Bond

The military may have invented the Internet, bu...

Cats Are Smarter

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight...

How to Shock a Time Traveler

If someone from the 1950s suddenly appeared, wh...

Cat Appetites

They make cat food out of cow, fish, turkey, ch...

Rich Kitty

Q: What do you call a cat that throws all the m...

Smart Kitty

Q: What is a well-read cat's favorite book?
A: ...

Another bad cat joke

Q: Wanna hear a bad cat joke?
A: Just kitten!

How Cats Drive

Q: What kind of sports car does a cat drive?
A:...