A cat's dictionary
Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness...
Cat Jokes
Black kids
Why dont little black kids play in the sand bo...
Definitions
if you look in the dictionary there are loads ...
Cowboy Wisdom
1. Never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco.
2...
Going To Bed
Mom and Dad were watching TV when Mom said, I'...
Door to door Evangelism
Two church members were going door to door, an...
Calling dogs and cats
What's the best name for a cat?It doesn't matt...
A peek at Martha Stewart's 1997 Calendar
Jan 1: Catch up on gardening--sew leaves back...
Cats -- Now And Forever
What are the two things a cat is good for?
Al...
Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes ...
3 Criminals
These 3 guys robbed a bank and were making a r...
A Cat's Guide To Human Beings
Introduction: Why Do We Need Humans?
So you...
Meals on Wheels
A cat died and went to heaven. St. Peter met t...
Family Stress Test
To score, enter the number that is most approp...
Whooph
how do you make a cat go whoooph?
set it a-l...
bow wow
What did the smelly dog say to the fat cat? i ...
A Cat And A Dog
Once there was a cat and a dog who were marrie...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving tu...
A cat's dream come true
One day, a cat dies of natural causes and goes...
Toast and Cats
Toast always lands butter-side down.
And cat...
Lawyer & cat fish
What is the difference between a lawyer and a ...
Kid's Wisdom
Never trust a dog to watch your food. -Patrick...
How to Bathe a Cat
Dear Cat Owner,
Following are instructions o...
From:Osama To: The Guys Re: The Cave
From: Bin Laden, Osama
To:Cavemates
Subjec...
Things Children Have Learned
No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize ...