Cat Jokes

Cat Jokes

Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat?

Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat?...

Q: What's every cat's favorite song?

Q: What's every cat's favorite song? - A: Three...

Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons?

Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons? - A:...

Q: What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

Q: What do you call a cat who's joined the Red ...

Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the...

Q: What's a cat's favorite food?

Q: What's a cat's favorite food? - A: Petatoes!

Q: What's a cat's second favorite food?

Q: What's a cat's second favorite food? - A: Sp...

Q: What kind of work does a weak cat do?

Q: What kind of work does a weak cat do? - A: L...

Q: How do cats buy things?

Q: How do cats buy things? - A: From a cat-alogue!

Q: Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

Q: Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kit...

Q: What do you call it when a cat stops?

Q: What do you call it when a cat stops? - A: A...

Q: What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

Q: What do you call a cat when he first wakes u...

Brother: Did you put the cat out ?

Brother: Did you put the cat out ? Sister: Why,...

What looks like half a cat ?

What looks like half a cat ? The other half !

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?...

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parro...

What do cat actors say on stage ?

What do cat actors say on stage ? Tabby or not ...

What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?

What did the cat say when he lost all his money...

How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold ?

How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold ? H...

How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling ?

How do you know if your cat has eaten a ducklin...

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorill...

What is the cat's favourite TV show ?

What is the cat's favourite TV show ? The eveni...

How is cat food sold ?

How is cat food sold ? Usually purr can !

What noise does a cat make going down the highway ?

What noise does a cat make going down the highw...

What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ?

What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ? A c...