Pick up line
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
Bear Jokes
Panda Bear
A prostitute enters a pub and notices a Panda ...
Wooden Leg?
A salesman is lost in a rural area and stops a...
Bear and Toilet
Q: What do you get if you cross a bear with a ...
Trouble
there was 3 bears and the father was Shut up m...
Panda Bear
What is black and white and red all over?
A p...
Why was Tiger looking in the toilet?...
Why was Tiger looking in the toilet?
He w...
Why wasn't the Virgin Mary a blonde?
She wouldn't have been old enough to bear chil...
Never sell a bear skin
Never sell a bear skin before catching the bea...
Christmas On The Plains
CHRISTMAS ON THE PLAINS
(For any Auburn Fans,...
OPERATIONAL EXCELLENCE
OPERATIONAL EXCELLENCE?
Once upon a time, an...
Camping Hints
When using a public campground, a tuba placed ...
The following are only learned from college
51. Computer games go in and out faster than t...
ONE DAY 3 BLONDES TAKE A WALK IN THE FOREST....
ONE DAY 3 BLONDES TAKE A WALK IN THE FOREST.
...
If You're A Bear
If you're a bear
If you're a bear, you get t...
Teddy bear
Q: Why wasn't the teddy bear hungry?
A: Beca...
MAFIA Valetine Card Verses
My love for you... it came and went.
So your ...
Silly Questions
1.If you throw a cat out of the window, does i...
Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a restaurant and order...
Adam was lonely.
Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden f...
Note: All "real men" answer "C" to all of...
Note: All "real men" answer "C" to all of thes...
3 BLONDES,SOME TRACKS,AND A TRAIN
ONE DAY 3 BLONDES TAKE A WALK IN THE FOREST.
...
TWO BEAR HUNTERS
Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in...
Old Man Bear Hunting
After marrying a young filly, a ninety-year-ol...
Bear and Deer
What do you get when you cross a bear with a d...