Bear Jokes

Bear Jokes

Q: How do you tell a brown bear from a grizzly bear?

Q: How do you tell a brown bear from a grizzly ...

Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris.

Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Nor...

Q: How does a bear stop a DVD?

Q: How does a bear stop a DVD? A: It just press...

A panda walked into a bar.

A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the ba...

Two guys are out hiking.

Two guys are out hiking. All of a sudden, a bea...

A polar bear walks into a bar and says, I'll have a large orange juice .

A polar bear walks into a bar and says, I'll ha...

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear rug on his floor.

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear rug on his floo...

Funny helpdesk chat transcripts: Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?

Funny helpdesk chat transcripts: Helpdesk: What...

Why did the bear run around his bed?

Why did the bear run around his bed? He wanted ...

Q: Did you hear about the blond Bear?

Q: Did you hear about the blond Bear? A: Got st...

Two men went bear hunting.

Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in ...

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear.

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across...

Q: Why did the bear run around his bed?

Q: Why did the bear run around his bed? A: He w...

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes? He wante...

Q: Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

Q: Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes? A: He...

Q: What has four legs and several fins?

Q: What has four legs and several fins? A: A ha...

Q: Why was the young bear so spoiled?

Q: Why was the young bear so spoiled? A: Becaus...

Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear started th...

An auditor is checking the books of an airline.

An auditor is checking the books of an airline....

A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, Dad, am I pure polar bear?

A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, ...

My mother says I look just like an animal when I'm in the bath - a little bear.

My mother says I look just like an animal when ...

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ?

What animal do you look like when you get into ...