Bear Jokes

Bear Jokes

Garvin the mammalogist, was in Alaska studying polar bear.

Garvin the mammalogist, was in Alaska studying ...

Michael: It's hard for my sister to eat.

Michael: It's hard for my sister to eat. Mauree...

A little boy walked down the aisle at a wedding.

A little boy walked down the aisle at a wedding...

What did the dentist see at the North Pole?...A molar bear

What did the dentist see at the North Pole?...A...

What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie?

What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassi...

An insect falls into a mug of beer.

An insect falls into a mug of beer. English Man...

Retired colonel, talking of the good old days: Have you ever hunted bear?

Retired colonel, talking of the good old days: ...

Why do polo bears like bald men ?

Why do polo bears like bald men ? Because they ...

Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian...

Two Canadian hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting.

Two Canadian hunters were driving through the c...

What is the best way to hunt bear ?

What is the best way to hunt bear ? With your c...

What is the best way to hunt bear?

What is the best way to hunt bear? With your cl...

Did you hear about the bear hunter?

Did you hear about the bear hunter? Well, he wa...

An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup.

An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup...

Mama bear to Papa bear: Well...

Mama bear to Papa bear: Well... You might call ...

Q.

Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey ...

Two skunks were being chased by a bear.

Two skunks were being chased by a bear. As the ...