An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to Canberra flight. He rings up the pilot and asks for an explanation. It was late at night' says the pilot, Canberra was covered in fog and I lost my bearings. I'm sorry, says the auditor, but you'll have to bear the cost yourself. The cost of what? asks the pilot. Of the bearings you lost.
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