Baseball Jokes

Baseball Jokes

Glossary of Medical Terms


Benign................What you be after you be...

Miracle of Birth (and coincidence)


Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis h...

A baseball manager


A baseball manager who had an ulcer was in his...

Europe


A baseball player is sitting on the bench alon...

Better Than Men


Women understand that babies do not come from ...

MOTHER SAYS


Throughout the centuries, mothers have been gi...

Scottsman at a baseball game


A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first ...

Man With a Mask


A man with a mask is chasing a man with a stic...

Just the Facts


1. The citrus soda 7-UP was created in 1929; "...

101 uses for AOL disks


It's a simple feat to format and reuse AOL dis...

What kids say


'Never trust a dog to watch your food.' - Patr...

TONS of Groaners. . .


Q: What's red and goes up and down?
A: A toma...

The Department of Motor Vehicles


After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long l...

Your dog can't watch you


Your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.Y...

You might be a Republican if...


The only union you support is the Major League...

Heaven playing sports


St. Peter and Satan were having an argument on...

You own at least 20


You own at least 20 baseball hats.You think a ...

Lawyer quickies 5


Q: What do you call an honest lawyer?
A: An i...

Going Nuts


A doctor at an insane asylum, decided to take ...

Clinton at baseball


President Clinton and his wife are at the firs...

automatic tampon remover


There was this guy at a baseball game, and he ...

The Top 12 Signs a Rapper Has Gone Nuts


12> Stopped wearing a sideways baseball cap...

Money talks.


A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and sai...

The K-9 Royals Fan


A man walks into a Kansas bar with his golden ...

George W. Bush's resume


George W. Bush
The White House
1600 Pennsylv...