Why don't Syrian Refugees play baseball?
because they don't know where home is
Baseball Jokes
A father and son are playing catch in the backyard...
The son asks his father "Dad, weren't you reall...
Loose women
3 women are sitting at a bar conversing over la...
Why is Batman at a disadvantage when he plays baseball?
If he gets hit by a pitch, it's considered a bunt.
Why are orphans terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home is.
What do bats use to hit baseball?
Baseball human
What do baseball teams and muffins have in common?
They both rely on a good *batter*
Why cant orphans play baseball?
They cant find their home
Did you hear the one about the baseball player murdered mid-game?
He went down swinging!
A blind old cowboy walks into a bar...
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl b...
Three Washington salesmen are in Louisville Kentucky for a business conference.
After the session ends, they drive to a nearby ...
Baseball in Heaven
Two kids, Adam and John, absolutely love playin...
In baseball, why does it take longer to get from second to third than any other bases?
Because there's a short stop in between.
What paper do you read?
The Wall Street Journal - Read by people who ru...
Some kid was being annoying so I hit him on the face with a baseball bat.
He started crying and I didn't even bat an eye.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger...
Then it hit me.
Why don't orphans play professional Baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Q: What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A: A baseball team
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It couldn't find home
Why are baseball players so well connected?
Because they always touch base.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.