Baseball Jokes

Baseball Jokes

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

They say a BJ is better than a yank .

But I'm not a big baseball fan, so I wouldn't k...

You know why I can't throw a baseball?

Because my dad never taught me.

I think Baptists make horrible baseball players

because they believe in once safe, always safe.

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

Because they can never find home

A wife has a crappy day and decides to come home early from work

When she arrives home, she heads upstairs and f...

Why did little Johnny hate baseball?

Every time he reaches third base, his teammates...

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

I got hit in the nose by a baseball yesterday

Except for the broken finger I'm okay

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They don't know where home is.

My son was a pitcher at his school's baseball game,

But no one was pleased I was pouring beer out f...

Good news and bad news

Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the bigges...

Two brothers wake up on Christmas morning...

They rush downstairs to see what they got from ...

It's dark in here

There is a child, who got his baseball and base...

What do a baseball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit it the more English you get

Angry Wife

Someone posted this on Funny Droid (Android App...

Kashyyyk baseball

Q: Why don't they play baseball on Kashyyyk?
A:...

If I could buy a baseball team...

I would buy one of the best teams and change th...

A Mexican Man

Who is new to the United States is telling his ...

Sports

Hockey has the Blues.

Football has the Browns....