So it's the superheroes holiday and Superman is looking for some friends to hang out with so he starts flying around and uses his x-ray vision to see what his friends are up to.
He cruises by incredible hulk's place, uses his x-ray vision and sees hulk lifting weights. Superman thinks to himself, "I lift weights all the time, I don't want to do it on my day off." So he moves on.
Next he comes up to Batman and Robin's place. Uses his x-ray vision to see them doing spring cleaning and dusting. Superman thinks, "what a bunch of nerds. I'm not hanging with them while their doing their cleaning."
Next he goes to Wonder Woman's house. He uses his vision and sees her totally naked lying on her back with her legs wide open. Superman gets a little excited and thinks to himself, "I'm gonna fly down there with my super speed and get a super quickie."
So he uses his super speed to fly down and bam! bam! bam! Does his super speed super quickie and ejaculates and is out of there so fast wonder woman didn't even see.
But Wonder Woman says, "Holy Shit, what the hell was that?"
To which the Invisible Man replies, "I don't know but my asshole is killing me!"
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