You've Got The Wrong(est) Number

You've Got The Wrong(est) Number

(Note: our customer support number is close to a local driving school's number.)

Me: "Thank you for calling. How may I help you?"

Customer: "How much for my daughter?"

Me: "Um..."

Customer: "She's 16. It's her first time. She needs training."

Me: "Sir, I think you want the driving school."

Customer: "Oh, what do you guys do?"

Me: "Adult websites."

Customer: "Oh...OH! Oh my God!"

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