The Joan Rivers joke.

Ever since she was a little girl, Joan Rivers always loved making people laugh. Her neighbors, friends, and school members always loved hearing her jokes, and she loved getting laughs from friends. However, all of her immediate family despised her because of her weight. You see, she was always very low or average weight, whereas her family was all extremely overweight. There were all extremely wide people, especially her parents. She took out this anger by doing comedy, which allowed her to not only do what she loved, but also vent about her real life issues. She got incredibly popular, which lead to her family feeling even more spiteful. No matter what she did, movies, television roles, stand up shows, her family still hated her. However, this all changed after one of her shows. She met a man, and they immediately fell in love. They both had similar scenarios in life, and found that they could relate to each other incredibly well. So, after a while, he decided to propose to her after one of her shows. Of course, she says yes. This lead to a very long and troubling wedding planning. They didn't want to do something standard like a barn or a chapel. They decided that they wanted to have their wedding on top of a mountain. That way, they could have incredible photos, incredible view, and then have an amazing hike back down. The rest of the planning went relatively well, until about a week before the day. They realized that Joan's family would not be able to make it up their mountain due to the height of the mountain and because of the oxygen difference. That, and her family all drove Hummers which likely could not make it up the mountain. So, they decided to hire a valet. It came to the big day, they were all at the top, until they met the valet with one problem; he was incredibly short. Essentially a midget. They knew this would be an issue, and they could see the Hummers pulling up all the way down the mountain. Joan's fiancee decided that he would go back down the mountain with the valet to get them up. Several minutes later, Joan's fiancee is stuck at the bottom of the mountain with the short valet, the Hummers, and Joan's spiteful family. The valet is too short to even drive the hummer, leading to mocking from her family and making the fiancee extremely uncomfortable and trying to drive the hummer himself, but it would simply not go up the mountain. He calls his future wife to tell her the situation, and of course, she is extremely worried, she asks "what are we going to do?" To which he replies,


"Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valet low, ain't no Rivers wide enough, can keep me from gettin' to you babe!"